Hello! You're probably here to keep tabs on me as I travel the world. To aid in this endeavor, I have a few links for you:
In case you're not here to keep tabs on me, but rather are trying to find out more about the person you have just met / are going to meet, perhaps you should check out this short autobiographical webpage.
Thanks for checking this page out. Please feel free to contact me about any questions / concerns / whatever you might have. I will never ask you for money via email or Facebook - take any such inquiry as proof that I've been hacked.
FAQ: Simon Pennon? Yes, it's a pen name (pun intended). It's much easier to search than Simon Joseph.
I'm not sure why you would, but if you want to donate, I take magic internet money.
and others upon request.